ni li ala e ijo ni: sina li alasa e ijo ni.
not really what you were asking for but that is what I thought of first.
jan Wan: o kama e pan pi lipu tu tawa mi!
jan Tu: seme? o kama sama e pan pi lipu tu!
jan Wan: nimi Suto la o kama e pan pi lipu tu tawa mi!
jan Tu: pona. mi kama e wan.
(Linux joke certain commands must be prefixed by Sudo to have the force of an administrator, a feature that exists so people don't accidentally type powerful and harmful commands)