What should every parrot know to say in tp?

[janMato]

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?t=20992&p=2232101

waso li toki tawa jan.
o pana e pan lili tawa mi!
mi waso li pona lukin.

jan li toki tawa waso
o tawa anpa (step down)
o tawa sewi (step up)

o moku ala e palisa luka mi

(tenpo ni la) mama mi li lon tomo mi la o toki ala e nimi jaki kepeken Inli.

[jan_Pusa]

mi waso or waso mi?

[janMato]

Updated to indicated who is talking.

mi pone e sitelen mi tawa ni: jan li ken lukin e ni: jan anu waso li toki.

[jan Ote]

Right, it's parrot's voice:
mi waso li pona lukin
I am a bird and I am beautiful.

jan li toki tawa waso
...
tempo ni la mama mi li lon tomo mi la o toki ala e nimi jaki kepeken Inli.

Just:
mama mi li lon tomo ni la o toki ala e nimi jaki kepeken Inli.
When my parent(s) is in the house, don't speak curse words in English.

[janKipo]

'palisa luka mi li ala moku.' I suppose "My finger is nothing foodily" gets the idea across, and 'palisa luka mi li moku ala' can be read as the trivial "My finger doesn't eat" as well as the intended meaning. I (not owning nor liking parrots) would say 'o moku ala e palisa luka mi' which also fits better with other jan>waso lines.
Several old jokes come to mind, but none seems to translate well (now do you say "this is what I've been praying for" for example).